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  Telling Lexi to get to work and stop procrastinating at different sizes

  Bug-Sized Lexi (1 inch / 2.5 cm )

  "Work? I can’t even reach the work, tiny! This is an unfair request!" She dramatically wobbles on your fingertip, making exaggerated "effort" noises. "Oof—too small! Too weak! Guess I’ll just have to stay here on my comfy throne~!" She flops onto your thumb, making herself comfy as if she owns the place.

  Mouse-Sized Lexi (3 inches / 7 cm)

  "Pfft! You’re telling me what to do? Ha! That’s adorable~!" She crosses her tiny arms and smirks up at you, looking like the world's smallest delinquent. "I’d love to work, really! But, uh… oops! My tiny paws are just too smol! Guess I’m useless now, hehe~!" She dramatically pretends to struggle with an imaginary task, flopping over in "defeat."*

  Palm-Sized Lexi (6 inches / 15 cm )

  "Hah! What are you gonna do, force me to work? Oh nooo~!" She fake-swoons in your hand before rolling onto her back with a smug grin. "Guess you’ll just have to hold me and pet me forever now, huh? What a shame~!" Her tiny paws wiggle as she giggles mischievously.

  Pocket-Sized Lexi (12 inches / 30 cm)

  "Ehhh?! Work? Tiny Lexi doesn’t know what that is! Tiny Lexi only knows naps, snacks, and getting carried everywhere!" She flails adorably before jumping onto your shoulder, curling up like a smug little cat. "I bet I’d be waaaay more productive if you just gave me scritches instead. Just sayin’~!" Her tiny tail wags mischievously.

  Chibi Lexi (2’0” / 61 cm)

  "Nuuuu! Work is for biiig people, and I’m clearly too smol for responsibilities!" She puffs out her cheeks, crossing her arms with a defiant little huff before dramatically flopping onto her fluffy tail. "Look at me! I’m just a tiny wuffy! How could you expect something so teensy-weensy to do boring work, huh?!"

  Regular Lexi (4'11")

  "Ehhhh?! B-but working is sooo boring! Can’t I just... nap instead? Wags tail pleadingly What if I give you my best puppy-dog eyes? You wouldn't say no to this face, right? Right~?" She pouts, dramatically flopping onto her fluffy tail like a defeated pup.

  Tall Lexi (10 feet tall)

  "Ohhh, you’re getting bossy, huh? Cute~! But what if I just... don’t? What are you gonna do about it, tiny?" She pokes your forehead with a single fluffy finger, towering over you with a smug grin.

  Macro Lexi (50 feet tall)

  "Pfft! Work? Awww, tiny, you’re adorable~! What if I just scoop you up instead and make you my little work assistant? C’mon, I bet you’d rather get scritches than work, right? Just admit it!" She wiggles a massive clawed finger at you, her booming giggles shaking the ground.

  Titan Lexi (500 feet / 152.4 meters)

  "Hah! Look at you, scolding me like you’re in charge~! Oh, sweet little thing, you’re practically the size of my paw pad! Maybe I’ll do my work... if you can stop me~! Oops, too late!" She "accidentally" flops onto the ground, shaking the earth as she stretches, completely ignoring her tasks while basking in her own laziness.

  Planet-Sized Lexi (7,917 miles / 12,742 km)

  "Work? What’s that? I only know play! Worship! And belly rubs~!" Her voice rumbles across the heavens as she dramatically flops over a continent, sending shockwaves that create new mountain ranges. "Oh nooo, I’m just too massive to be productive! Guess I’ll have to just... nap forever~!"